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A place that is nice on one or two beaches. Very cold. They think they own England and speak a very strange language that no-one can understand. It is full of fair-haired gays aswell as caravans and Irish Pikeys.
Guy: This is a nuclear missile control computer.
Ali G: Can I blow somewhere up?
Guy: No, It is very dangerous.
Ali G: How about somewhere shitty? Like Wales.
wales by ajgreatermanchester January 17, 2008
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A pathetic Country of non-importance. Quite a few inbred ginger people live here. Will always live in England's shadow.
Person 1 - Where did you go this summer?
Person 2 - I went to Wales.
Person 1 - Where the fuck's Wales? In England somewhere ain't it?
Wales by CharlieZ November 8, 2007
a small little shitty town that consists of drunk peaple, big jeeps, drug addicts, a convienient store named bobs that ripps you off on over prices items.
theress nothing to really do in wales. theres this one nasty party spot where theres a hole in the ozone layer above it from burning so many tires. lots of people like to go down there, get drunk, and drive lifter jeeps aimlessly through the woods.
so thats pretty much itt.
wales is a shitty town
wales by dylan blasco May 15, 2010

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