Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.

(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"

by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009

talk loli

A pedophile who posts lolis on talk.lol and hates manly men.
Most are salty incels who can't even talk to an adult women without stuttering.

Look at that talk loli! They sure do cry a lot and like the man butt!

by WolfgangBlack February 4, 2022

Indirect talk

A conversation established with ulterior motive; is ambiguous and illogical.

**Conversation**
Guy: You like it
Crush: I don't want hurt you
Guy: Ok

**Date**
Crush: Do you want come in?
Guy: Yes, of course

**Kiss the girl**
Crush: You are crazy, i have fear

Nice indirect talk

by barbaroja October 11, 2022

talking crack

when your mom knows your on crack by the way you are talking.

Bobby are you on crack again stop talking crack like that.

by crack it up February 17, 2017

tummy talk

When your stomach rips open exposing its mouth and talks to you about your sexual history.

Man that tummy talk last night was really awkward and now I have to get stitches in my abdomen to make sure it doesn't happen again

by Jubblyjube August 1, 2016

Car Talk

When you drive around or stop somewhere with a friend and spill all your deepest secrets.

Want to go have a car talk- I’ve been going through it.

by Yassss123 March 17, 2022