Drunk Turtle 

after a long night of doggy style, the handsom male ejaculates on the drunken girls back. then she proceeds to role over onto her back and pass out. the next day she wakes up, to find herself stuck to the sheets. but not all the sheets, just the bottom one. the Drunk Turtle is similar to the superman, except the superman is with the top sheet.

example 1.

Steve: hey jeff, did you hear that Max gave Nicole the Drunk Turtle the other night?
Jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the Drunk Turtle
Steve: yeah man, we should go find some bitches and drunk turtle them as well.

Example 2

Anthony: listen bitch, i'm only gonna tell you this once. Either i get to give you the Drunk Turtle, or you don't get the fuck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don't want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!

Bitch: :) ok i love when guys cum on my back and then i pass out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Drunk Turtle by Gorman Green Man September 22, 2011

mud turtle 

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

mud turtle by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006

Mustard On A Turtle 

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.

"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"

Mustard On A Turtle by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009

mud on the turtle 

When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.

Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?

mud on the turtle by devildog July 13, 2006

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle 

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

ninja turtle

four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.

we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.

ninja turtle by Sofera July 9, 2006

akward turtle 

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

akward turtle by chyll July 20, 2007