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Moaning Myrtle 

When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return
I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.
Moaning Myrtle by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

morning shit 

waking down and feeling unseen, unheard, unloved, insecure.
you open your electronic device first thing and start throwing rants, roasts, rage, especially at people who care about you because you estimate their pain will be real.
"Baby, whats with this morning shit? You ok?"
"fuck you and your fucking friends. die a painful death. suck my cock (which is huge btw) and choke on my sauce"
morning shit by Krkič December 16, 2019

morning stoner 

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"

morning twig 

When you wake up in the morning and have a bonner.
when i woke up i had a nice morning twig.

good morning starshine the earth says hello

its early and im bored

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gOoD mORnINg StaRSHinE tHE EarTH SAyS HeLLo

Hazey Morning 

A morning that is, unbeknownst to you, extremely hazey. See also wordYou Suck/word.
Hazey Morning by Hazey_Morning March 25, 2003