Definitions by Matt-Morgan9000

Spaghetti-O Pussy 

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

Spaghetti-O Pussy by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Moaning Myrtle 

When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return

Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!

Moaning Myrtle by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Floppy Disk 

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

Floppy Disk by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

There's a snake in my boot 

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

There's a snake in my boot by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Moaning Myrtle 

When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return

I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.

Moaning Myrtle by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Leather Rub 

When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.

Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.

Leather Rub by Matt-Morgan9000 January 9, 2017

Foreigner 

A halfway decent band that Trump keeps saying he's going to kick out of the country for some reason.

Man, did you hear Trump's going to kick out Foreigner!?

Foreigner by Matt-Morgan9000 January 9, 2017