When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.
Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.
When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.
Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.
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A halfway decent band that Trump keeps saying he's going to kick out of the country for some reason.
Man, did you hear Trump's going to kick out Foreigner!?
When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return
I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.
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When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return
Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!
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Non erect penis
Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night
