Fat man knot 

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

Fat man knot by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009

Fat Screen Tv 

a 32-inch or bigger tube style television, you know the one that your parents are still trying to buy at WalMart

Ritchie: hey i heard you got a 50 inch tv?!

Sadie: Yeah.

Ritchie: You should invite me over so and we could... watch it?

Sadie: Umm..... its a fat screen tv

Ritchie: Fail.

Fat Screen Tv by McRitchie September 30, 2009

fat clothes 

clothes you change into after after a humongous meal, like Thanksgiving, because you've eaten too much, your clothes are tight, and you feel fat.

Ugggh girlfriend, I wish I brought my "fat clothes" that was a big Thanksgiving meal.

fat clothes by caliwindow November 27, 2009

FAT RASH 

The rash you get between your legs mainly on holiday when u sweat and your shorts rub and it goes all red and then stings like hell when you go in the sea??... dont act like you dont know.

Oh shit get the vaseline i have fat rash.
Its just Chaffin innit.

FAT RASH by hetty lee April 7, 2010

Fat-Tigued 

Being severely overweight and weariness from bodily or mental exertion.

Being 5'8" and weighing over 240 pounds, Vince said he was, "Fat-Tigued" after playing basketball for nearly an hour.

Fat-Tigued by v1slick April 27, 2010

Fat Jess 

A rather large penis

Veronica:Dude... Did you see Wallace's Fat Jess?
Georgia: No?...
Veronica: That's a shame... it was MASSIVE ;)

Fat Jess by Lady Naked September 20, 2011

fat Pikey 

Fat pikey

Fat pikeys. They are naturally fat, well built 'ish'. They are also gypsies they borrow everything and never pay there own phone bill. They are always short of cash but when they have it it's in great amounts and is spent on fags, booze and weed. They are funny and kind but never crash fags. They own a lot of cool stuff which is 78% of the time broken, fucked or stolen. They are usually found smoking in there room and trying to get there pile of shit xbox to work (they usually revert to there caveman self and try hitting it) They are also found in there caravan or at a friends. it will usually be Trainwreck's house. 68% of the time they do a lot of agricultural work and seem to never get paid. All in all FatPikey is a nice guy who is not at all reliable but are very useful to have in your life and all in all a great friend.

Guy 1: That guy is a cool guy but he didn't crash me a fag and has taken half my xbox games

Guy 2: what do you expect he's a Fat Pikey

fat Pikey by Nath178 January 23, 2014