Similar to the "O face", "Brown Face" is the uncontrolled spasming of the facial muscles due to an especially pleasantdefecation. Also known as the "B face".
All that fiber made a sweet turd. I'm sure my brown face was epic as I defecated. But it was quite an experience to follow B face with ring sting.
While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
HeyClay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*