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brown face 

Similar to the "O face", "Brown Face" is the uncontrolled spasming of the facial muscles due to an especially pleasant defecation. Also known as the "B face".
All that fiber made a sweet turd. I'm sure my brown face was epic as I defecated. But it was quite an experience to follow B face with ring sting.
brown face by Superhonky January 6, 2010
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Brown Florentine 

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

brown out 

Simon had a brown out on his way to work and had to return home to change his pants.
brown out by Scrufty September 23, 2005

brown dick 

when you are analing a girl and then she shits on your dick and you stick it back in and after that letting your dick dry out with her shit.
hey drew do you want to anal?
YA! i LOVE ANAL!
ok then let me BROWN DICK you!
sounds like fun!
brown dick by rape is fun May 19, 2009

brown-bagging 

using a brown paper bag for your lunch.
(it's a Charlie Brown reference, folks)
Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*
brown-bagging by anno13 September 24, 2005

brown dotting 

When you have to shit so bad the shit is poking out so far its dotting your undies with brown dot stains
I have to get off the phone I'm seriously brown dotting
brown dotting by Kazbah October 4, 2006