Skip to main content

Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.
"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"
by Penbutt er September 6, 2018
mugGet the Coffee Shark mug.

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
mugGet the Carpet Shark mug.
Related Words

Pp Shark

A male's whose Pp is so small he has to act like the king of the ocean to fill the space of smallness
Guy 1: That dude is a total Pp shark
Girl 1: I bet he has a small pp
by mr.girl5390 March 12, 2019
mugGet the Pp Shark mug.

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
mugGet the loin-shark mug.

Welfare shark

1) any person of (very) dark color who relies solely on the income of welfare checks to survive and create low budget rap about having bands

2) a {nigger}
What’s the difference between a shark and a welfare shark? It’s only acceptable to hit one of them with your car.
by theycallmejimmer April 16, 2019
mugGet the Welfare shark mug.

Anal Shark

When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019
mugGet the Anal Shark mug.

whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
mugGet the whale shark maneuver mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email