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Fuck Knuckles 

one who seems to fuck things up everywhere he goes
After three girls enter your dorm room and begin talking to you, this is what happens after fuckn knuckles enters your room:

Girls: hey(to fuck knuckles). do you live here too?
Fuck Knuckles: (does the double arm pump and screams in a loud gay voice, like a white guy trying to be lil john) YEAAAAAH!
Girls: (they promptly leave after giving a look of disgust to fuck knuckles)
Two guys who live in the dorm room: hey fuck knuckles, thanks a lot. (the guys begin to bumrush fuck knuckles and beat the shit outta him for being such a douche)
Fuck Knuckles by Brad Kronik December 31, 2005

moose knuckles 

A man's version of a camel toe.
Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.
moose knuckles by Jefferstone January 19, 2017

knuckler 

overheard on Piccadilly in London, seemingly meant to imply one mastubates or 'knuckles' compulsively.
"outta me way ya knuckler!"
knuckler by wax September 2, 2004

knuckledragger 

A really dumb redneck, country bumpkin
Larry The Cable Guy ain't nothin' but a knuckledragger
knuckledragger by cartoonmayhem August 22, 2006

Brass Knuckles 

For slang terms, see Knucks,Nucks,Knuckle Duster, Knuckle Dusters

A very strong weapon, now-a-days made with high-impact plastics, or alloys. They are second and third rate brass knuckles. A true pair of brass knuckles is made purely of brass, and is going to be very expensive. It is a crime to carry around a pair of brass knuckles, they can easily shatter bones, tear skin, maim or kill someone. So, in essence, carrying around a gun or a knife is just as bad as carrying around a pair or two of those things.

Sadly however, this weapon is becoming a trendy fad. Today's Emo or Hardcore generation is wearing this mass marketed picture of a brass knuckle on every T-Shirt, Necklace, Hoody, Pair of Pants, Ring, Shoe, etc. available, and of course, the world is just soaking this up. The market is flooded with the image, because every cool kid in 8th grade has one!

So, out of ignorance, a deadly weapon is becoming trendy. Just as bad as those stupid Che shirts that every 12 year old communist is wearing, because they just know everything about politics!
Look there at that sick bastard, he just shattered that guys jaw and arm with one punch! Those Brass Knuckles sure are great right? That's why we have one on our shirt!
Brass Knuckles by Evan. February 12, 2008

fat knuckles

When a person is so fat that where their knuckles (the ones that join the finger to the hand) dips down. This is caused by having an excess of fat on the hand that extends over the knuckle bone causing a dip where the knuckle is located.
Person 1: Fat people are gross.

Person 2: Yeah, she thinks her fat isn't noticeable under all that baggy clothing, too bad she has fat knuckles.
fat knuckles by 300 November 15, 2007