Weak-Jizz

when you have already rubbed out three loads in an hour or so, the fourth one is weak jizz.

Weak-Jizz came out the fourth time I pulled my carrot.

Weak-Jizz by troy garner September 21, 2005

Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

Mountain Jizz by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010

eye jizz 

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.

GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.

eye jizz by alrightymon June 8, 2010

Mouth Jizz 

1. Words
2. Spit
3. Jizz

1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!

Mouth Jizz by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Violate Jizz Bath 

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.

Violate Jizz Bath by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013

Fiddle-jizz 

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

Fiddle-jizz by The MTS bois November 15, 2017

unspoken jizz 

aka the precum

carrie: did you just precum in me?
rei: nah babe, that’s just my unspoken jizz!

unspoken jizz by poonari May 31, 2022