Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.

"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"

by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009

Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

by DeMeisterJew February 01, 2010