Definitions by DeMeisterJew

Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

Mountain Jizz by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010

Dirty Olde English Pervert 

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

Dirty Olde English Pervert by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.

"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"

shit my tits by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009