Crotch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Crotch Meat.
A. Heavy Crotch Meat.
2. She's poking her Crotch Meat.
a. Hollow Crotch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Crotch Meat.
4. Crotch Meat Sandwich.
5. Crotch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. September 4, 2008

crotch watch

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013

fire crotch

another name for people who get a lot of attention in bed.

your such a fire crotch !

by Sades April 11, 2007

crotch rocket

when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !

"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"

by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005

I'll grab your crotch

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.

Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!

by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007

crotchless

Without the crotch, not less crotch.. no crotch at all.

Person 1: man! that guy doesnt have a crotch!!

Person 2: you mean hes crotchless..?

Person 1: yeah, crotchless

by William Mayoral March 20, 2005

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

by demyztikx March 5, 2008