Chuck Norris

the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?

When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.

by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010

Chuck Nikko Go

Everyone loves this guy. He is simply the best. He makes you feel as if the world was a playground. He makes us happy. He is very compatible to everyone. He is also very versatile. Chuck Nikko Go is probably the best "Chuck" there is.

Chuck Nikko Go is like One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy, Smallville, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty, 90210, and America's Next Top Model combined.

by Insik March 20, 2009

Chuck Noris

The most incredible creature ever to live. Also a sex god with a huge penis.

I saw chuck noris and now I don't know what to beleive in.

by Jacky8888 November 7, 2013

Chuck Norris

A communist killing God

I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation

by Jackjonny5 November 3, 2016

chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

by partybear December 27, 2008

chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie December 9, 2007

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley October 2, 2007