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Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children
by 459395 March 18, 2023
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Teen riots

Don't call him/her a boy/girl next door to his/her face, you will cause teen riots that way.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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Teenage Daddy

Daddy Tyler is a teenage daddy
by Anonymous043 April 20, 2023
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teen dick energy

When someone gives the vibe that they don’t do any foreplay in bed and instead go straight to penetration
Boy: has gym pictures with sunglasses on his Tinder profile

Girl: He’s giving teen dick energy
by paco susman jr May 5, 2023
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teendingo

A large dick approximately 8-11 inches in length. Not a quite a mandingo yet.
He claimed to have a mandingo but then pulled it out to reveal the not fully matured teendingo.
by California Red Wings June 11, 2023
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teenage girls

the teenage girls, catherine and kalani, WANNA RIDE THAT DICK UNTIL DAWN
by catttttitooo September 3, 2023
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Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
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