31 definitions by Snowboy Jr.

Teen riots

Boys and Girls next door so full of angst.

Don't call him/her a boy/girl next door to his/her face, you will cause teen riots that way.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Klay Thompson

Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.

Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?

by Snowboy Jr. April 21, 2023

Slapgate

The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.

I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.

by Snowboy Jr. April 4, 2023

Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023

Green Bay

A city with a small town atmosphere pro football team that isn't weak, thus proving that the size of a town doesn't indicate the strength of a sports team.

I don't dislike the Packers because they are weaker than other teams, or because I have something against where they are from Green Bay) they are quite the contrary. I dislike them because they had Brett Favre and people like that, and because their fans wear those goofy cheese heads. You know, good, real reasons like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

Head shot

An unorthodox way to put the ball in the basket by bouncing it off a guys head.

The Warriors hate that the Kings aren't afraid to attempt head shots off their players, because they are such a conventional minded team, they live to shoot 3's and all else is secondary.

by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022