Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

spooners

spooning is 1 of the better things in life it is so mad i love spooning spooners it rox the box ahh yeah and sex it is cool also but not wen u get them pregz that sux thats wen u wanna run from there dads

i love to spoon spooners

by zach February 20, 2005

Spoon

1) An insult given to one who is rather unintelligent.
2) A piece of silverware use to eat with.
3) An object used to dig the spagma from ones foreskin.

Stop being such a fucking spoon.

by Jackie November 1, 2003

spooner

Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.

Oi spooner..your forehead is so shiny it looks like..em..you've got a spoon on it!

by Baggus November 6, 2006

spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 30, 2005

Spooner

A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.

Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"

by Nick Nick June 11, 2006

SpoogE

A completely arrogant asshole with little or no respect for other human beings or any other species surrounding him. Spelt "SpoogE". Listens to heavy metal music and yells at people for no reason.

Dude don't be such a SpoogE or I'll get my dad in here and smack the shit out of you.

SpoogE crashed my website because I posted how he was a dick. He's a dick.

Dude what the fuck is SpoogE listening to?

by Lukaz Shuarez September 16, 2008