Brown Grenade 

taking a exploding dump on your lovers chest!

I gave my girlfriend a brown grenade for her birthday.

Brown Grenade by T.P. July 23, 2003

brown fingers 

someone who sticks their fingers up peoples arses

Doctors who specialize in the bowel area, or sickos like rugby player John Hopoate~brown fingers

brown fingers by bread infection December 28, 2005

Brown Water Trick 

ordering a water inside a fast food restaurant then when the cashier has turned their back the cup is filled with a beverage besides water.

Adam went to Taco Bell and ordered a water, when the cashier walked away from the register he pulled the brown water trick

Brown Water Trick by J-Rich14 December 2, 2009

Brown Santa 

When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.

John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."

Brown Santa by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013

Brown Demon 

Type of shit when you need to fight with a it to come out, or a general term for being costipated,or in pain due to shitting.

"I just fought the evil Brown Demon in the men's room, and won"

Brown Demon by BPH4EVA October 28, 2004

Brown neck 

A Semi-circumcised penis, that has been jacked off so much by its owners big burly hands, that it has developed a big brown sleeve going down the shaft of the penis. Owners of a brown neck usually don't think it's a problem, but when seen by others, it is looked down upon. The person with the brown neck will usually deny it and say that its a scar from when he was circumcised as a baby.. lies...lies....lies. He will tell you that its a scar that surrounds his whole penis.
DONT BELIEVE IT

"Wow Alec, you must masturbate a lot, you have a brown neck"

Brown neck by Alec B. April 17, 2008

Brown bomb 

As you are give beloved sex with a female, or male depending on sexual orientation, you are on top of him/her.
right when you feel it comin make sure you dont let it out. you then turn around to where your almost in the "69 position" ..
then you ejaculate your massive load onto her belly button, then you squat down so your buttox is right over the cum loaded infested belly button, marking a target. and you quickly drop a fatty brown duecer right on the load. this is easier when you spread your cheeks with your hands so your butt hole can export a turd easier. see "goatse" for more details in this.

once you poop on her belly, she will be in shock and not able to move, you then stand up and stomp on it, making the dooky load splatter all over.


this is easier if you blow your cumload in her eyes then poop on her belly so she cant see it. then proceed to stomp

No shower will wash away the brown bomb i stomped on megan dude! her pussy was nice though

Brown bomb by akjacob907smith March 11, 2009