Vollie

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with an excessive amounts of blue LED lights because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

by njsp7022 May 8, 2011

volvo

Swedish automobile that will last forever. Pre-2000 they were very boxy, however after being purchased by Ford, their styling is much nicer. Known for having extremely comfortable seats.

My 1997 Volvo 850 GLT has 170k miles on it, has been partially frozen into a lake for a month, and can still go 140 mph. Everything works like the day it was new and it is faster and better looking than most of the ricers on the road.

by I heart beer April 8, 2007

volleyballer

somebody who plays volleyball.

yeah, my lil sis, she's a volleyballer.

by Kyle H. April 17, 2005

volkswagen polo

the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know

if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo

by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008

VORTEC

A General Motors Engine that creates a miniature Vortex in the Firing cylinder to allow better a fuel/air mixture. VORTEC stands for "VORtex TEChnology" and it delivers more power and better fuel economy (even in Chevy's Monster 8.1 Liter V8), and it is reliable and easy to maintain. found in V6's and V8's. Often misspelled as vortech.

Man 1: Dude, why does your truck get better gas mileage than my Ford?
Man 2: Because I have a VORTEC under the hood.

by Derek I. September 5, 2008

voroney

(noun) An male individual who "dates" women at least ten years younger than himself in order to facilitate the fantasy, during anal sex, that he is having sex with a male midget.

The barely-legal teen knew that her lover was a voroney when he called her "Tattoo" and told her to call out "Look boss, the plane! The plane," while plunging his manhood into her youthful buttocks.

by thegirl20 July 15, 2010

Volkswagen effect

An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.

Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."

by SmartxAlex December 2, 2011