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Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

the Smokes 

a slang term for the streets of London.
Chap 1: Oi, mate! Where ya been?
Chap 2: I was in a fight with some sod down in the Smokes
the Smokes by Clash City Rocker February 26, 2005

smoke-screen 

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.
I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.
smoke-screen by skulls1850 March 19, 2009
Noun. A female of high caliber. So attractive she is ‘smoking hot’.
Holy cow, look at that smoke job.

Smoke Signals 

(Commonly mistaken as a Dutch Oven however does not involve completely covering the victim)

The act of farting under a blanket while next to another person and then wafting the blanket. This causes the expelled gas to be pushed up and out of the opening blowing it in to the face of the other person. Extremely potent if multiple are saved up under the blanket.
I gave my wife smoke signals and she passed out cause I saved so many before doing it.
Smoke Signals by Saddian July 23, 2012

Smoke that Skin Wagon 

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."
The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.