child

Word black people use to desribe a friend, ie like homie or shorty

Hey child, how's that Kool-Aid?

by DizzyLizzy March 22, 2007

Cuban Love Child

the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.

Ryan is a Cuban Love Child.

by Paul the great April 2, 2008

bearing a child

when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).

lisa has beared a child many a time.

by sab dad June 19, 2004

man child

Someone who hits puberty really early and is like 11 butt looks 15

"See that kid over there with the big muscles and armpit hair and a beard?"
"Yeah?"
"He's eleven!"
"what a man child!"

by Will Hubbard September 16, 2005

Child Predator

Chad, Hunter & Shane from “Ohio Valley Pedo’s”, a social media group where they go around touching kids.

Child: Ahhhh!! It’s The Ohio valley pedos!!! Run!!!!
Mom: Who are they???
Child: They are going to touch me and rape me!!! They are child predators!!
Mom: lol rip have fun x

by ohiovalleypedos July 9, 2019

No Child Left Behind

A program that was started by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Everyone blames Bush, but he enforced it while Clinton started it.

Person 1: Wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.
Person 2: Clinton started that, dumbshit.

by Hipponater October 6, 2006

chilax

relax and chill

dude we cant do this, its illegal
dude, just chilax

by str8upGe March 24, 2011