Should have put a towel down 

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

Should have put a towel down by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

hard put 

Difficult to do, formidable, not easy. Mostly UK

He’ll be hard put to get respect dressed like that.

hard put by RadioRay September 24, 2005

shot put 

shot put is a game where you throw a metal ball and try to get it as far as possible.

Sensei rhys explained to ben, "shot put is where you YEET a metal ball".

shot put by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019

Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

Poon-put by JonCollinski April 26, 2006

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

Making Put by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

to put one's card on the table by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

Pussy Put Him In The Grave 

When your pussy so good he literally dies... (Ex: heart attack, asthma attack, stroke, etc.) He dead dead...

Girl, we was doing the nasty; right? Bitch, pussy put him in the grave..

Pussy Put Him In The Grave by Curvyprincessaxxx July 23, 2021