gay penis

Why did you search this up?

James: May gay penis is a footlong
Sensible Person: Dude wtf your girlfriend is here

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

penis tag

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.

by ooh ahh ridge June 2, 2020

Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011

penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

Penis Goblin

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

by Beesechussy November 25, 2021

Penis scoliosis

Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning

Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis

by TAG 3 November 14, 2020

penis racecar

Penis racecar is penis racecar

Hello, have you heard of penis racecar

by Communist manifesto February 2, 2021