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Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.
I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.
Cotton Eye Joe by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010
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Cotton Eyed Joe 

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
Cotton Eyed Joe by S313xo June 14, 2009
Slang used by Asians to describe the white man or Americans.
You want sweet & sour pork? Silly round-eye!
round eye by Rob April 21, 2003

Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye

If u see someone that is not slaying you might say this.
Them: OMG Joshuaaaaaaa come be in a tiktok with me!!!!!!!
Me: Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye.

bombastic side eye 

something you can say when someone says something wierd or disgusting
for example if some says "yo that teacher is fine as hell" you can respond with bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye

Bright Eyes 

1. noun Emotional indie band from Omaha, Nebraska headed by Conor Oberst and one of several bands signed by Saddle Creek records co-founded by Conor Oberst. Conor Oberst is the only constant member of the band, but over 30 other musicians helped create the most recent album: Lifted or The Story Is In The Soil, Keep Your Ear To The Ground.

2. verb To create an emotional song with the aid of many people to give it a full-sounding, orchestrated sound.

3. adj. Someone who listens to and supports the band Bright Eyes and/or Saddle Creek records.
Noun: I cried because Bright Eyes is touring in Europe, and not here.

Verb: The three of them are usually the only ones playing, but they Bright Eyesed this one with that other band.

Adj.: She is a total Bright Eyes indie girl.
Bright Eyes by Emily June 8, 2004