laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

d33k in the eye

describes an unfortunate incident or occurence, often painful and unforeseeable. Not a sexual reference.

That's a d33k in the eye.

by cameron April 7, 2004

lion eyes

human eyes when they are in love

whne you fall deep in love with a woman her lion eyes grip you by the chest

by amy miller September 16, 2006

heart eyes

Tana Mongeau

when she turns her phone on nighttime for you ‘ heart eyes ‘

by shreksdonkey November 2, 2019

Virgin Eyes

When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.

(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.

by TheBluEagle86 November 28, 2017

eye muggin

To look at someone with distaste; to lear at someone in a hateful mannor.

If that chump keeps eye muggin me, I am going to have to flip a switch!

by Slayerize May 13, 2005

Eye Stalking

The act of stalking with ones eyes.

Person 1 - Are you still eye stalking that waiter?

Person 2 - Yep.

by Twin19 February 15, 2010