carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018

Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

Carparanoia

Carparanoia- the state of mind whereupon any audible anomaly in your automobile induces the thought of extreme income loss in your mind.

My gosh that sound in the back, when I apply my brakes just causes me extreme carparanoia. I best see my therapist instead of my mechanic!

by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018

carparanoia

Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.

My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.

by DickensFan1968 May 8, 2018

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018