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by Dirttrike December 4, 2017
Get the carpet dragon mug.Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.
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by Poison53 January 25, 2018
Get the Carpet muncher mug.A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizza mug.Carparanoia- the state of mind whereupon any audible anomaly in your automobile induces the thought of extreme income loss in your mind.
My gosh that sound in the back, when I apply my brakes just causes me extreme carparanoia. I best see my therapist instead of my mechanic!
by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018
Get the Carparanoia mug.Carparanoia- a state of mind whereupon any audible anomalous situation in an automobile induced a state causing a concern of imminent income loss.
My gosh I hear that darn squeak in the back of the car again! I better see my therapist for my carparanoia.
by DickensFan1968 May 8, 2018
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