Quiet Kid in the Corner, QKC for short 

Someone who sits in the back and talks to no body; usually someone who says he hates human interaction, but is always making a scene.

Kid 1: Man, have who ever heard the quiet kid in the corner, QKC for short, talk?
Kid 2: Dude, he doesn't talk to anybody, he's got some kind of secret language.
QKC: No ablah espanhol senohr, keen ablah espanhol akey?
Kid 1: Wow, i can't understand a word he's saying

Quiet Kid in the Corner, QKC for short by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

The Short Bus 

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

The Short Bus by Sephiroth113 March 27, 2009

two cents short of a buck 

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

two cents short of a buck by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man 

Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

strawberry short cake 

a strawberry short cake is when a girl is on her period and your having sex with her and you adding strawberry short cake mix into her pussy and then you eat it out

damm i love her strawberry short cake

strawberry short cake by SAID CASTELLANOS August 27, 2009

dusty short bus 

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!

The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.

dusty short bus by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

National short people throw 

On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed

Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them

National short people throw by The cuh October 27, 2021