laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason

ah I gotta go do some laps

by bubkrer April 15, 2005

Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer April 2, 2009

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

Laphalicious

A teacher that is annoying and has such stupid rules that you can not help but laugh.

That teacher is so moronic...HAHAHAHAHA

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

lapcheezar

a mc milfin' lap top

lapcheezar is charging

by some random phish hip October 15, 2003

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

lapage

term used for something sloppy, dripping, moist, used, etc... Usually a negative term.

Guy1 "hey look over there at that woman in the tight bikini"
Guy2 "yeah i saw her bend over earlier, jesus man you could see her lapage!"
Guy1 "WTF!"

by loci74 August 29, 2005