goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

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Get the goose foolingmug.

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

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Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024

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Get the Goose Burgermug.

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

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Get the goose amountsmug.

Goosings

This is when you get shit done, or achieve a lot in a short time, sometimes with menaces.

It can be used as a well-wishing phrase, a congratulatory phrase, or just a statement.

I've got goosings to do.
Have good goosings!
Impressive goosings today my friend.

by GetTheBonk September 24, 2021

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