Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.

-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025

Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025

Salad dildo

Cucumber

I walked in and caught my uncle using the salad dildo mom

Bought for dinner

by Jacob Stancil November 8, 2025

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019