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chinese toothache 

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
chinese toothache by anonymous March 5, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap 

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

Chinese Dust 

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum
Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .
Chinese Dust by Monarchballz March 9, 2024

chinese border getting bombed (bdsm) 

a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2
person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next

Chinese Swamp Water 

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'
Chinese Swamp Water by Cactus? April 28, 2024

Chinese Whisper 

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos
Chinese Whisper by anonymous May 13, 2024