diamond water

An expensive brand of water that has a pH of 9.5. Some water sources around the world have that pH of 9.5 and they bring health benefits to people who drink it, including diasease prevention and more energy, so it is being marketed as giving those effects.

“Did you see that Hypebeast in the park drinking Diamond Water?”

“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”

by Lil Trump May 18, 2018

clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

by MosesI July 30, 2019

Trace Waters

On air talent with the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show from Tampa Bay, FL. Trace is the son of Mike Waters who is also on the BTLS Show. Trace plays the role of the “milineal stoner” - a role in which he is a natural. He is often broke, yet can still afford weed and “Black and Mild” cigars. He is a haphazard daredevil, as evidenced by his many failed stunts. He is the main flatulance supplier of the shows “fart validation bucket”. He may one day become a comedic genius like his father - but not likely. Trace is also a member of the rap group “T Town G’s”, in which he performs under the stage name of “Gucci Lame”.

Trace Waters is also known as “Short Doggie Dogg” , because of his incredibly small stature-with a height of only 4 feet and 11 inches.

by Dean Gallberry March 20, 2019

Butt water

Diarrhea

Sorry I’m late, I got the butt water.

by El Pavy August 25, 2019

waist water

Piss

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019

spinach waters

Diarrhea caused by eating too much spinach in one day.

I ate two spinach salads, pizza with spinach, and lasagna florentine; by the next morning, I had the spinach waters.

by t.h. November 3, 2003

jew water

Another word for Mtn Dew

Yoo lets get lit and drink some jew water

by Young yamin March 31, 2017