muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Mouffers

Referencing the mouth when a person needs to shut up or be quiet.

Shut your f'ing mouffers!

by Blue84 December 10, 2017

Muffdiver

Going down on a woman, eating her pussy, licking her out etc.

Hey mate, heard you’re a muffdiver?

Yeah, I eat pussy all the time.

by jackyboy96 March 1, 2018

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head

She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.

by king.tee May 23, 2018

muffdaddy

A pussy slayer. A person, man or female,who does not perform oral sex incorrectly, but damn good.

Ashley eats pussy like only a muffdaddy knows how.

by Muffmommy May 30, 2018

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas

'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'

by VandalTabby June 8, 2018