man weld 

The act of ejaculating on a girls eyes so that she can't open them because you man welded them shut.

Shutup! Lest I shall manweld your eyes shut!

man weld by Drew October 3, 2003

man-pipe 

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

man-pipe by Rick December 23, 2003

man friendly 

A term describing a woman who DOES NOT do the things that drive men crazy. She doesn't do things like:
take 3 hours to get ready
always guilts you into buying jewelry
make you dance
doesnt let you hang out with your
friends
etc.

Anna is really man friendly. It only took her 35 seconds to get ready before we left!

man friendly by Enigma March 23, 2004

Man Mammaries 

Big Flappy Man Boobs bologna tits

You fat fuck, your man mammaries are so hugantic.

Man Mammaries by Shithooks April 17, 2004

man flan 

Man flan is another term for man pudding, man juice, or semen.

would you like to sample my man flan?

man flan by priestofb October 26, 2004

Man Jumble

The event of three or more men stood in a small group doing nothing useful.

Also see Man Tangle.

A shop manager sees three of his staff talking, and generally being completely useless and asks for them to split up. "Gentlemen, we seem to have formed a man jumble, could you please disperse?"

Man Jumble by Mike Farnworth February 14, 2006

man chew 

A ginormous hunk of smokeless tobacco snuff inserted into the lower or sometimes upper lip.

After Joe John's lunchbreak, He whipped out his Copenhagen and took a big man chew.

man chew by Redneck Vig April 23, 2006