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Making whip cream 

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.
mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream
Making whip cream by hosin sauce September 12, 2009
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ice cream 

flavored frozen cream that comes in different flavors.
"Let's go to the ice cream shop across the street."
ice cream by lookatthiscoolname;O December 6, 2006

Cherry cream

The act of injecting cherry kool aid into the scrotum using a syringe. The result will be a scrumptious blend of cherry and semen which you can then surprise your sexual partner with.
"Ever since ive been whipping up that cherry cream all of the bitches have been on my dick."
Cherry cream by yogzula July 2, 2008

vaginal cream 

Vaginal cream is used for the relief of vaginal symptoms such as dryness or itch.
She had a wicked pussy itch, so she put some vaginal cream on her vaginal regions.
vaginal cream by shayas21 June 1, 2005

Slut Cream

Another name for the semen/sperm/jizz gleefully deposited by males in or on a highly attractive but sexually promiscuous young female (slut/whore/fuckpig)
Yo Dawg! Donkey dicked Leroy and me banged the living shit out of that bubble-butt freak ho Tina from the 7-11 last night. Damn near tore the blond skank a new asshole before we drowned her in a quart of our thick greasy slut cream. Bitch looked like a snow cone when we blew our nigga nuts together over her cute 18 yr old bimbo face! Yo!
Slut Cream by purplemushroom April 16, 2008

arse cream sunday 

the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.
Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.
arse cream sunday by dirty angel October 1, 2007