absofrickinlutely

adv. something that is most definitely going to happen

combination of absolutely and frickin

"Are you going to come visit me this weekend?"

"Absofrickinlutely!"

by BK&MITT October 9, 2011

abstintatious

Verb - to refrain from having swag. (Pronounced ab-stin-tay-shus)

She wanted a guy who was abstintatious, not some jerk who only cared about her boobs.

by dramaqueen1612 September 21, 2012

AbShat!

Short word for "Absolutely Shattered"

I've been up to no good with my bosses wife all day long. I'm AbShat!!

by Proffessor Dundaheed! September 25, 2012

Absurd-vation

an observation on anything absurd, inane, or ridiculous

Dude, did you read some of the tweets for the last debate?

Yeah, those were some nice absurd-vations!

by MBG October 13, 2012

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

absitively-posilutely

adv. - most assuredly; possitively; without a doubt.

"I need that absitively-posilutely delivered by tomorrrow morning; better send it UPDex."

by onemoorrless December 9, 2013

Abstract Mind.

Sam Book.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."

by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013