Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre May 1, 2013

Absolute value log function

used to refer to ass crack.

y = log(|x|) looks like an ass crack

Damn, check out that absolute value log function

Look at the vertical asymptote on that

by KLV32W512D January 24, 2022