Pile of wank

A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.

Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse

by gfsngfsbngsfgb January 20, 2009

Wank

To masturbate rigorously to eventually force ejaculation.

Its first known use was by Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice:

Sir William Lucas: Oh, Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? - Mr. Darcy, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. Please don't suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner.

Mr. Darcy: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet: Thank you, but excuse me, I am not inclined to dance.

Mr Darcy: Miss Bennet, please then do me the honour of walking you to the study, allowing me to wank over your shadow and to cast jism all over your tits.

Elizabeth Bennet: Mr Darcy, that is a most favourable suggestion!

by SirWankerLot August 31, 2010

top wank

something as marvelous as having a very nice, sensual wank

Example 1: cor pour us another pint mike that last one was top wanK
Example 2: ur essay was top wank keep it up and you'll achieve great educational suckses

by Charlie Mcnamara January 14, 2007

Stella wank

A tit wank in which the woman's breasts exceed the size of bowling balls.

maaaaaaate i jus had a stella wank off that bird with the boobs covering her face!

by stellawank May 20, 2009

dirty wank

masturbating a with used condom with either your seamen or someone else's

you wanked into a condom made a sandwich , took a piss and now your gonna use it again!!!

now thats a dirty wank you dirty wanker !!!
have fun

by kinky83 November 8, 2010

Wank Pheasant

An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.

There is no need to be a wank pheasant!

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

bag of wank

Someone/something who is a complete wanker, irritating little tosspot or just generally annoys you.

"John your a complete bag of wank son"

by Armadillo_Mania August 22, 2006