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The c.moore is decscibed as a very rare breed as it is half a humanoid, quater ET and quater hobbit/smegal. The c.moore has big ears that are often used as radars and very bushy curly hair to keep warm.
"look over there!! The C.Moore is there in that hedge!!!
by Tom Elgie May 13, 2006

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Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.
Shall we go the the penny-readings today
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006

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One who uses or drives an automobile; (c.1900).
"Are you an automobilist?"
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006

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An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.
There is no need to be a wank pheasant!
by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

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A child's toy, made of the larger bone of a pig's foot and two worsted strings, and worked so as to give a snoring sound.
I used to play with my sneerag, back in the day.
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006

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1. Decoration

2. A public holiday occuring generall towards the end of May, and set apart for the decoration of the graves of those who fell in the American Civil War.
1. What beautiful ornature that is displayed.

2. Ornature this year will be the best time to remember those who died in the civil war
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006

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Retirement is viewed as "a time of happiness" by 82% of people in Britain - much higher than the global average.
I think that i will really enjoy my retirement
by Tom Elgie June 16, 2006

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