liverpool wastecat

a total waste who supports liverpool f.c and is really shit at football but thinks hes legend at it.

usually a complete dickhead who gets driven round in convertible BMWs.

cant take penalties

"hey jack h!"

"what?"

"i am awsome at football and my mum licks BMWs"

"you are shit a footy jack e!"

"yeah i is a liverpool wastecat"

by roy woodhead February 14, 2008

Irish Pressure Washer

when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and she poops diarrhea while his cock was still in her, the poop shoots out the sides really fast and down his legs

Mark got an unexpected Irish Pressure Washer last night.

by F-Dog7118 March 22, 2009

Walter

To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.

This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.

person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"

person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"

by I told you I would post it December 10, 2010

Noxious Waste

A bad ass punk band from NE Philadelphia.

Dude did you go to the Noxious Waste show last night? Nah dude, they dont have shows yet. oh yea...

by Colin January 30, 2005

wasted wobble

The inability to walk after over-consumption of alcohol.

Johnny tried to walk out of the bar on his own, but it looked more like a wasted wobble until his friends decided to help.

by Meeeeechelle December 27, 2006

WaiterBoy

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.

Lethal bar tray in hand, WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling to confront the villains.

by Elda December 25, 2008

wasteconscript

Wasteconscript, assosciated with wasteman implies that the person is so useless they dont even get the title of man, instead conscipt as it reduces them to someone unskilled and useless beyond the mark of wasteman.

"Jack cheated in our game"
"what a nooblet"
"such a wasteconscript"

by Nick Harris January 18, 2008