pooty

a lesbian who likes being called mommy.

I have a mommy kink 🥺
Aren’t you a lesbian too?
Yeah...
Guess you’re a pooty lmao 😂

by lallala April 6, 2021

pootono

Nicknames you give girls who poop a lot they crazy and have many boy problems might shit on you too!!

Oh hey look it’s pootono hopefully she ain’t gonna poop her panties

by mrgangshitsalot May 18, 2021

pootiestain

A fart that's wet n leaves a burnout in ur underwear

His nickname is pootiestain cuz he has more burnouts than the dragstrip!

by Crazychic101 May 21, 2021

Pooterjib

A pooterjib. Origin of word is highly contested amongst scholars, but they all agree that Leach did not add this word into America's lexicon.

I'm a real piece of shit using pooterjib in a sentence.

by DangerDongs May 23, 2021

Pootang

The word you and your mates use to say your gay or to say they sexy.

Man, your a big pootang

by Pootang_christian_mingle June 14, 2021

Poots

To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.

“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”

by JaydaF June 17, 2021

Pootomation

The automated process of getting stools out of your body for when you are unable to do a poo on your own. Similar to a catheter but for your bum.

Yo dawg! That accident really messed you up. Make sure you tell the doctors to get you hooked up with some pootomation.

by Meelapo June 21, 2021