Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.
2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.
See also: Jizm McGee
1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.
2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."