Pooterjib

A pooterjib. Origin of word is highly contested amongst scholars, but they all agree that Leach did not add this word into America's lexicon.

I'm a real piece of shit using pooterjib in a sentence.

Pooterjib by DangerDongs May 23, 2021

Pooterdick 

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

Pooterdick by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

pootermobile 

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.

Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::

pootermobile by BKS April 21, 2004

Potterjob 

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee

1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!

Potterjob by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011

Pooternickle 

A person who plays a character already portrayed in a film, play, or other media, and does a worse job.

Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.

The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.

Pooternickle by JRodMan2018 May 10, 2017

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

Pootering by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

Pootering by New Horizon February 27, 2011