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Pooterjib

A pooterjib. Origin of word is highly contested amongst scholars, but they all agree that Leach did not add this word into America's lexicon.
I'm a real piece of shit using pooterjib in a sentence.
by DangerDongs May 23, 2021
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Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.
Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
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pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::
by BKS April 21, 2004
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Potterjob

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee
1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011
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Pooternickle

A person who plays a character already portrayed in a film, play, or other media, and does a worse job.
Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.

The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.
by JRodMan2018 May 10, 2017
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Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."
Stop pootering around and get off the couch!
by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011
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Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.
Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.
by New Horizon February 27, 2011
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