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Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?

Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?

Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH
Related Words

Don't play yourself 

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.
Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol
Don't play yourself by Old Mom January 7, 2017
a cool tvshow on g4tv about gamereviews & sneakpeeks staring adam sessler and morgenwebb
did u see that x play last night
x play by kevin and devin August 30, 2008

age play 

i get turned on by women/men acting a younger age than their supposed to be. its not pedophilia (IM 20)

so your doing pedophilia?

age play is weird bro

to play safely 

to play safely by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 19, 2005

Double Play 

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.
Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.
Double Play by SnoStorm May 29, 2013