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Rule Number One

$Always look cool." Invented and written originally by Ardicio Galvao.
by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020
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Number 2

When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!
Hey where are you going??

I need to go number 2 real quick brb

What's a number 2?

When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum
mugGet the Number 2mug.

nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
by Sexydimma September 11, 2015
mugGet the nail your numbersmug.

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)
I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper
by Faecal matters December 4, 2015
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