Muffens

A Great Minecraft PvPer Everyone calls him Godly or Trash. He has fanbois and haters

Yo its muffens

by JeffTheJeff April 19, 2018

Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Mouffers

Referencing the mouth when a person needs to shut up or be quiet.

Shut your f'ing mouffers!

by Blue84 December 10, 2017

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head

She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.

by king.tee May 23, 2018

muffdaddy

A pussy slayer. A person, man or female,who does not perform oral sex incorrectly, but damn good.

Ashley eats pussy like only a muffdaddy knows how.

by Muffmommy May 30, 2018