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La Croix

pronounced "la crotch"

fizzy drink in flavors such as: hint of hint of lime, shy watermelon, imagine like a strawberry but with low battery.
Have you tried the new La Croix flavor: the concept of a grape?
by tachoe September 22, 2018
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crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling
once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight
by the great randoo December 12, 2009
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Crompton

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.
Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!
by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009
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croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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cross-country

The best sport in the world! It's a lot of hard work, but it's also a ton of fun! Running is so much fun, but so hard at the same time! It get's you in amazing shape (if you actually work hard in practice and eat well) and makes you feel good! Cross-country teams are always super nice. They're like a second family.
That group of people love to run and look like they're having a good time! They must be in cross-country!
by Bunny_Loves_Mama_Wolf March 6, 2013
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.
Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
by PopeMHG June 3, 2018
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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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