The Cari Champion

When you say "mother fucker" on live TV, its recorded... and obvious to everyone... yet you sware you said "mother sucker". A person who against all evidence will not admit to the truth.

Dave pulled The Cari Champion yesterday. This is refering to the CBS News anchor in Atlanta that said "mother fucker" while anchoring a newscast. It was on live TV and everyone could hear it, yet she clains to have said "mother sucker" because she can't admit to the truth.

by tv news person December 29, 2007

Will Champion

Will Champion is unquestionably the best drummer in the world. He is not only the drummer for Coldplay, the best band in the world, but is also the backup vocalist and plays various percussion on the tracks. When he plays, you know he is 100% dedicated. You can tell by the way he attacks the fucking drums. He provides the heartbeat, the backbone if you will, for the most amazing and awe-inspiring songs in the intergalactic universe. 'Nuff said.

Javier: Are you okay, Jessi?
Me:Oh Shit my fucking ears just exploded from the drumline coming off of "Such a Rush!" Shit, Will Champion blows my mind!

by Biggums Heffington January 8, 2012

champ car

A north american erstaz version of formula one where cars drive in small circles for hours. They are unable to race in the rain (the drivers tend to rust), and the safety car is used everytime someone coughs behind the wheel.
The series where F1 failiers can excel

Ricardo Zonta, Dario Francetti, Christian Fitipaldi, Mark Blundell etc etc etc

by black flag June 2, 2004

champaign

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1%. Often done by drinking with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and in the absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

"Obama was busy champaigning Tuesday afternoon with his Wall Street donors."

by Placemat33 October 11, 2011

champ man

Championship manager
The best fuckin footy game ever to play
with ur m8s and havvin beers etc.

Yo have u got champ man?

by Jon Davies August 29, 2003

champagne supernova

when you shoot the cork out of a champagne bottle and spray it everywhere

That was a sweet champagne supernova last night

by crogster2005 July 26, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010