wankchops

A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.

"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"

by Steve Riches September 17, 2006

Wank-It Blanket

The blanket you use to masturbate.

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"

by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 24, 2007

Wank Legs

When after a wank while standing up, the muscles in your legs cramp, causing mild but persistent pain.

X: "Dude, why do you always walk like a cowboy?"
Y: "I get really bad wank legs from jerking off so much while standing up. I just can't keep my hands off myself."
X: "You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend"
Y: "What's girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? Are you suggesting I might be gay?"
X: "Yes."

by miscapprox June 20, 2011

skank wank

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

by james stuart September 14, 2008

wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)

Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.

by Mickey January 8, 2005

fanny wank

Using large womans overhanging beefskins, wrapping them round your cock whilst thrusting wildly with no penetration

I couldnt find the hole through the flab, I think Jenny gave me a fanny wank!

by MarCris January 13, 2008

Blood Wank

The act of wanking (masturbating) using blood as a lubricant.

Emo 1: "I'm so Emo last night i slit my wrists and used to blood to enhance my wank"
Emo 2: "Dude, I had a blood wank last night too."

by C_A_FUK March 13, 2008