Vampey

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

vameyer

The delusional creation of Stephanie Meyer, where she intends to make vampires, but screws up the folklore established my Bram Stoker terribly, making men cringe in pain when hearing them referred to as vampires.

Girl: "Jacob is one hot, sparkling vampire!"
Boy: "No, he is not a vampire! He is a vameyer!"

by jcal94 August 14, 2010

Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

vampdyke

A lesbian who enjoys the darker aspects of life, horror, gothic, macabre.

Dude, You see those two lesbians over there?" "Yeah, what is that one in the pink skirt doing with that black clad goth looking girl?" "Has a thing for vampdykes I guess

by alliegshow June 5, 2011

Vampzapper

furry,takes it in the ass. Twink faggot that sucks cock , looks like a woman, and probably has a vagina in a place that they shouldnt

Hey dood i put my penis in that vampzapper

by Hank Fucking Hill June 30, 2011

Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.

"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"

by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011

Vampaigning

Stating your case for what you want with your teeth gnashed.

I didn't think we we're going to win the election, but with some successful vampaigning we pulled it off!

by Damiendane August 27, 2011