mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

Mental faint

Another way of expressing "mental breakdown" whether you use it as a noun or an adverb (mentally faint or faint mentally).

I am losing it and am going to have a mental faint.

A major mental faint is imminent.

I am going to mentally faint.

I am fainting mentally.

by LingDanc803 August 7, 2023

Mental Health Hijack

A mental health hijack is when your physical health is 'hijacked' by a mental health doctor. Resulting in improper treatment, and mental health castigation and abuse from people.

The Dr gave me a mental health hijack whilst at nb surgery. The i asked the nurse for basic painklillers and received a mental health hijack by the dr. CP** enacted the mental health hijack on baseless information. I lost my physical health following the hijack. Many doctors give mental health hiacks in favour of pain treatment, or treatment for infections.

by Poor and Penniless August 13, 2023

mentaly deranged animal

a furry

a mentaly deranged animal a person who likes turning into a animal, drawing animals or having sex with animals or all at once

by amongussus1212 August 25, 2023

Mental Rotation

A type of thought experiment or task that is pointless and stupid but seems like it could be useful if its entire purpose wasn't to impress gullible people or deride people for being grounded.

Elon Musk likes mentally rotate objects in his mind. He talks a lot about how he'd like start a colony on mars, but its all mental rotation - there are lots of inhospitable places on earth to trial out such technologies but he's not interested in solving problems, just marketing.

by Thurgalicious September 1, 2023

Mental Health

Isn't it weird to anyone else that I say that the religion is an insane incest cult and now Jordan Peterson has decided that the psychology is wrong and that the only REAL way to be mentally healthy is to do his incest cult. Like, adopting gender roles IS mental health now. You have a RESPONSIBILITY to DO THE GENDER ROLES. And you just HAVE TO do the incest cult.

Hym "That IS mental health now. It's all veiled in coded language but the crux of it is 'You just HAVE to do the gender roles/incest cult or you're a psychopath.' That's his whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Mental Misfire

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!

I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.

by Chaplain Frank White August 14, 2024