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The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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Microsoft Fanboy

Notice how there are no other definitions for "Microsoft Fanboys," maybe because there is no such thing as a Microsoft Fanboy.

But iif you Search up, "Apple Fanboy" and you will notice how much differently Microsoft and Apple users are.

Microsoft users are laid back and use their computers for what they need to use them for (without any undeeded, overpriced extras that apple products have)
Apple Fanboy: "Hey, check out my new Ipod and iphone 4s that I got by staying all night on the release day! Its sooo much better than the Iphone 4 because its just faster!"

Microsoft User: "My Zune and windows phone has the same features as your ipod and iphone"

Apple Fanboy: "Well Ipods are better than Zunes anyway"

Microsoft User: "That's why you can plug your Zune in to your friend's computer and have music from other libraries too right?"

Apple Fanboy: "That just means you're poor and can't buy your music yourself along with a new device that comes out every year that costs 3000 dollars. You're just a Microsoft Fanboy, oh wait, shit, there's no such thing" *shutsups*
by Nycskater March 24, 2012
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microwaved

to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.
Saf you totally got microwaved
by ryan bambi November 28, 2010
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Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.
Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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micropreneur

A person who assumes the risk of starting and running a business. This person usually maintains a full time or part time job to support personal expenses.
A side hustle.

An event promoter

An online boutique owner

Mary is a micropreneur that works full time at Greatclips during the weekday, while she also owns and operates a full service hair salon on the weekend
by Michele Moore October 29, 2013
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Micropenis

A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).
Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 1, 2018
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Micromodding

When someone tries to micromanage a Mod on Twitch or Discord
Matt is gonna get banned if he keeps micromodding Trev.
by thebeastcode June 2, 2019
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