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monkey split 

Damn, that monkey split's tight!

Monkey Dunk 

1.) n. The act of having your brain twisted into a rather complex pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown weed.

2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra clutch, and said person landing on top of you as they fall.

3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.

B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb man pick that guy up in the cobra clutch, and slam his face off the rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.

C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.
Monkey Dunk by The Dangler December 9, 2012

Monkey Cheese 

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.
Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.
Monkey Cheese by Craig October 13, 2004

Monkey Sex 

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day
that frenchman does great monkey sex
Monkey Sex by Towelie March 6, 2005

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason
Geez this nut has monkey pubes
monkey pubes by Tom April 1, 2004

Monkey Head 

When a partner goes apeshit on your cock.
Yo, Sara was an animal last night, she gave me serious monkey head.
Monkey Head by SwitchHitter December 9, 2008